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Offline vcoffice

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« on: June 22, 2009, 11:42:34 AM »
gramer ak school poridorshon korte gelen ak poridorshok. Klase dhuke ak chatro ke jigges  korlen, "bolo to, shomnath er mondir ke vengese??

Chatro bollo, "ami vangini, sir."

poridorshok rege shikkhok ke bollen, "apner chatro asob ki bolse".

Shikkhok norom golai bollen, "sir, ami jani, o mondir vangar moto chele na".

Poridorshok klas chere Headmaster er room e gelen, "apner chatro-shikkhok asob ki bolse. shomnath er mondir naki tara vangeni.

Headmaster bollen, "ji sir, ami jani, amar chatro-shikkhok amon kono kaj koreni".

poridorshok fire giye oi montronaloyer montri ke bistarito janiye oi school batil korar jonno suparish korlen. montri sob sune bollen, "samanno akta mondir vangar jonno keno ato hoichoi korsen. taka niye jan. notun kore akta baniye din." ;D

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2009, 12:58:31 PM »
although very old joke, but enjoyable.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2010, 05:13:08 PM »
The last portion of the joke is new to me. I have laughed a lot...!
"Many thanks to Allah who gave us life after having given us death and (our) final return (on the Day of Qiyaamah (Judgement)) is to Him"