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New Computer Virus List
« on: August 06, 2018, 11:59:41 AM »
New Computer Virus List
GEORGE DUBYA BUSH VIRUS: Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

ANITA HILL VIRUS: Lies dormant for ten years.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

PAUL TSONGAS VIRUS: Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa Claus."

JERRY BROWN VIRUS: Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.

AL GORE VIRUS: Causes your computer to keep counting, recounting, recounting ... ad nauseam.

MADONNA VIRUS: If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog!

PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C:>.

BILL CLINTON VIRUS: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.

POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."

WARREN COMMISSION VIRUS: Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.

RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

RICHARD NIXON VIRUS: Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus", you can wipe it out but it always makes a comeback.

BILL CLINTON VIRUS #2: Gives you a permanent hard drive, with no memory.

ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole darn thing quits.

UK PARLIAMENT VIRUS: Splits the screen into two with a message in each half blaming other side for the state of the system.

DAVID DUKE VIRUS: Makes your screen go completely white.

MARIO CUOMO VIRUS: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.

MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS: Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.

TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

DAN QUAYLE VIRUS #2: Their is sumthing rong wit your komputer, ewe jsut cant figyour out watt!

GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.

TED KENNEDY VIRUS: Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.

FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.

GALLUP VIRUS: Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time. (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error.)

BILL CLINTON VIRUS #2: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.

TERRY RANDALL VIRUS: Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort" "Retry" "Fail" message.

TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

AIRLINE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

FREUDIAN VIRUS: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.

PBS VIRUS: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.

ELVIS VIRUS: Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self destructs; only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.

OLLIE NORTH VIRUS: Causes your printer to become a paper shredder.

NIKE VIRUS: Just does it.

PAT BUCHANAN VIRUS: Shifts all your output to the extreme right of your screen.

SEARS VIRUS: Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply and a set of shocks.

JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS: Your programs can never be found again.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS #2: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Helps your computer shut down as an act of mercy.

IMELDA MARCOS VIRUS: Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy.

STAR TREK VIRUS: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.

HEALTH CARE VIRUS: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.

GEORGE BUSH VIRUS: It starts by boldly stating, "Read my docs....No new files!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional Virus.

CLEVELAND INDIANS VIRUS: Makes your 486/50 machine perform like a 286/AT.

LAPD VIRUS: It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self defense".

CHICAGO CUBS VIRUS: Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in the reviews, but you still love it.

ORAL ROBERTS VIRUS: Claims that if you don't send it a million dollars, it's programmer will take it back.
-Dewan Mamun Raza
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Re: New Computer Virus List
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2018, 10:34:33 AM »
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Re: New Computer Virus List
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2018, 01:18:54 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2018, 11:40:27 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2018, 11:41:05 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2018, 11:42:06 AM »
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Re: New Computer Virus List
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2018, 04:31:38 PM »
Informative :)
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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2018, 05:25:58 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2018, 03:15:35 PM »
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Re: New Computer Virus List
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2018, 12:16:34 PM »
Thank you for sharing this informative post.
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« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2018, 03:03:48 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2018, 05:00:41 PM »
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