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« on: January 15, 2012, 12:30:42 PM »
A General Knowledge Teacher come into a class and asked a student-

Teacher- The eyesight of which creation of almighty is better then all?
Student- Bird.
Teacher- How can you understand it?
Student- Mam I never see a bird wearing glass.
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2012, 12:46:50 PM »
Then teacher asked Another student
Teacher- Which is far from us Moon or Chittagong?
Student- Chittagong.
Teacher- How can it possible?
Student- Because we can not see Chittagong from here.
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2012, 12:58:10 PM »
A Boss is become very angry to an employee-
Boss- Why you don't attend the previous meeting. Tell the reason.
Employee- Sir i faces some problem. My Father is no more. That why I cannot
               attend that meeting.
Boss-In such case you have to give an application before two days.
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2012, 01:07:16 PM »
Teacher- Tell the Opposite word of cold?
Student- Hot.
Teacher- Very good.
Student- Very bad.
Teacher- Sit down.
Student- Stand up.
Teacher- Fool.
Student- Intelligent.
Teacher- What's going on?
Student-Sir I can not tell it because I didn't find in book.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2012, 02:09:41 PM »
very funny, keep it up. :)
“Allahumma inni as'aluka 'Ilman naafi'an, wa rizqan tayyiban, wa 'amalan mutaqabbalan”

O Allah! I ask You for knowledge that is of benefit, a good provision and deeds that will be accepted. [Ibne Majah & Others]
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2012, 04:37:19 PM »
A boy was crying under a tree. A man asked him -

The man- Why are you crying?
The boy- I lost my cow.
The man- Let's find out your cow.
The boy- It may be go to our house.
The man- Why you seating here. Go to your home.
The boy- But I can not go to my house.
The man-Why?
The boy-Because everyday I go to home by following my cow.
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2012, 07:14:39 PM »
Thank you……………. :D :D :D

Then teacher asked Another student-
Teacher- Write a signboard for the traffic rules near the school?
Student- Wrote…….

“ Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2012, 11:06:03 AM »
Last one is very funny......
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2012, 05:00:43 PM »
Sales man- Buy this cake. Its very good. Its company is new so you have to pay small amount to get it.

Customer-Though it is a New product its may be bad.

Sales man- Don't wary. You will get 2 packet saline free with it.
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2012, 06:13:33 PM »
Thanks..
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2012, 04:16:20 PM »
Very funny   :D
With best regards and Thanks in advance,

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2012, 09:53:48 AM »
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.

Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.

Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."

And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2012, 09:54:23 AM »
nice
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2012, 10:53:39 AM »
lot of thanks. go on .
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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2013, 03:21:55 PM »
All jokes are too much funny..
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