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Law / Best paid lawyer

« on: April 12, 2013, 10:29:32 AM »

 David Cooper grew up as the son of small market traders in UK . Yet with a fee of £100million safely negotiated with his latest client, he is now by far and away Britain's best paid lawyer.
The lawyer regularly charges £1000-an-hour and owns 26 cars.
The self-proclaimed mad art collector has furnished the properties with around 6,000 antiques and pieces of fine art.
Last year the highest earning solicitors were claiming annual fees of £1.3million, although Mr Cooper claims his earnings last year were around £2m.
He is best known in legal circles for his work on Arsenal football club's, a deal which secured him £2million.
 Dear students you are just few steps away to become a multimillionaire. So read, read and read-------- final exam is knocking. But don’t spend your earnings only for self-luxuries. Please keep in mind your responsibilities for humanity.           

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Law / Law Jokes-2

« on: April 10, 2013, 10:12:13 PM »

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer.

Irritated at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"

The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98" said the butcher.

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Fees: $150.00.

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Law / Re: Little moments….Precious feelings

« on: February 10, 2013, 09:53:09 PM »

The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Three prayers are undoubtedly answered: the prayer of one who is wronged, the prayer of the traveller and the prayer of a father for his child.” Narrated by Ibn Maajah (3862).
May Allah give us ability to take maximum benefit from our parent's dua and shower His infinite mercy all upon us.

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Law / Re: LAW JOKES-01

« on: February 05, 2013, 06:33:34 PM »

Dear S.M sir,
I feel shy to add 'bengali' items.

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Law / Re: LAW JOKES-01

« on: February 02, 2013, 02:11:34 PM »

Don't worry we will not allow any British here. Keep away from drunker and smoker.

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Law / Re: Interesting speech of Law

« on: February 02, 2013, 12:53:17 PM »

Copying is not bad if the purpose is for serving mass people as our politicians believes that.

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Law / Re: List of Law Journal

« on: February 02, 2013, 12:44:35 PM »

Dear Ma'am
Many thanks for your valuable listing.

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Law / LAW JOKES-01

« on: January 31, 2013, 08:21:51 PM »

                                               

LAW JOKES-01

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A Russian, a Cuban, a British and a Lawyer are in a train.
 The Russian takes a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In Russia, we have the best vodka of the world--nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in the Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the others are quite impressed.
 The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it, and begins to smoke it, saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas, nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigars and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of Havanas through the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed.
 At this time, the British just stands up, opens the window, and throws the lawyer through it.

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Law / Re: LOVE & LAW

« on: January 27, 2013, 10:59:33 PM »

TRUE Love is founded in rocks of Remembrance
In stones of Forbearance and mortar of pain.
The workman lays wearily granite on granite,
And bleeds for his castle, 'mid sunshine and rain.

Love is not velvet, not all of it velvet,
Not all of it banners, not gold-leaf alone.
'Tis stern as the ages and old as Religion.
With Patience its watchword and Law for its throne.
                                      (Vachel Lindsay - Love and Law)

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Law / Lord Denning: A life of law

« on: January 27, 2013, 10:43:58 PM »

 

Lord Denning: A life of law

Lord Denning’s judgments were described as "models of simple English".  Lord Denning was perhaps the greatest law-making judge of the century and the most controversial. His achievement was to shape the common law according to his own highly individual vision of society.
In seeking justice Lord Denning, considered himself entitled to get round - or even change - any rule of law that stood in his way. There was no need to wait for legislation. "Parliament does it too late," he argued. "It may take years and years before a statute can be passed to amend a bad law.”The judge ... should make the law correspond with the justice that the case requires."
We hope our law students will show the same spirit and courage to ensure justice in this country.

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Law / Re: Mom/Ma’am, I’ve achieved my most desirable gift….

« on: January 13, 2013, 10:33:16 AM »

Dear Ma'am
After long time, yesterday our law forum was most attractive and active. Two of our national leader Sheikh Farzana and Begum Ferdousi seem to join the parliment.

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Law / Re: Mom/Ma’am, I’ve achieved my most desirable gift….

« on: January 10, 2013, 02:14:12 PM »

Dear Ma'am
I am not confused about Mom/Ma'am. But I am waiting for my gift.

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Law / Re: World Top Ten Countries With Highest Reported Crime Rates

« on: December 24, 2012, 07:14:36 AM »

We have taken out the good conscious and morality from our education longtime ego in order to  level ourselves with the so-called developed countries.Thanks to our dear Ma'am for revealing the real inside scenario of western world. This is an alarming situation which might influence us sooner or later unless we stop our present trend of blind following.

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Law / Re: The Victory Day News: It’s a different victory

« on: December 19, 2012, 07:36:07 AM »

স্বাধীনতা তুমি
খোকার গায়ের রঙিন কোর্তা,
খুকীর অমন তুলতুলে গালে
রৌদ্রের খেলা.

(Shamshur Rahman)
Thanks to our dear ma’am and all others involved in ‘winter cloth collection programme’ for presenting the nation a meaningful victory day.

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Law / Get fit for final exam and feast thereafter

« on: December 11, 2012, 02:06:38 PM »

Get fit for final exam and  feast thereafter

Everyone feels nervous about taking exams. It’s important to remember that an examination is a test of learning, not memory. Examiners want to see evidence that you have drawn on your knowledge to develop a reasoned argument, rather than replicate course notes and textbook facts.
Last-minute revision tips
Although time may be short, you can still make a difference to your grade. Try and priorities; do what you can.
•   Use your revision tools (prompts, diagrams etc) to check final facts
•   Keep calm and consolidate your existing knowledge rather than trying to learn new topics
•   Don’t stay up all night revising; being overtired will not help you to do your best
Dealing with exam nerves
•   Create a revision plan to help you feel in control of the process
•   Find out what is involved in the exam:
o   how much time is allowed
o   how many questions you need to answer
•   Think positive
•   Keep the exam in context – even if you do badly, there will be other options open to you
•   Allow yourself some fun-time each day to relax
•   Eat sensibly – your brain cells need energy to function well. Make sure you drink plenty of water to avoid becoming dehydrated. Dehydration makes you tired and reduces concentration
Exam tips – sitting the exam
Be prepared; find out what is involved in each of the examinations that you are going to sit. Organize yourself the night before and get plenty of sleep.
•   Do take a watch or clock so that you can time your answers
•   Leave for the exam in plenty of time
•   Look through the paper first and mark difficult questions/initial thoughts
•   Select the questions that will best enable you to demonstrate your knowledge to the examiner
•   Look at the marks available and read the questions carefully, following instructions given in the paper (e.g. to show all workings, word limits etc)
•   Pace yourself and allow enough time to answer all the required questions
•   Write as neatly as possible to help the examiner to mark your work. Marking untidy writing is difficult.

Law students may expect a feast from our respected Ma'am if they do well at exam.