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Golam Kibria:
Dad to Son
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.

son: I start cleaning toilet.

Dad: how does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

Golam Kibria:
I can't live without U
I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Golam Kibria:
Hell and heaven
Heaven is when u have:

A german car,

American salary,

Chinese food &

Indian wife!

Hell is when:

Car is chinese,

Food is german,

Wife is american &

Salary is indian!

Golam Kibria:
A good friend is like a computer,
Enter ”ur life”
Save you in my heart;
Format ur problems
”Shift” u 2 opportunities
Never”delete”u from …memory.

Golam Kibria:
I’m in a mission,
Mission 2 forget U,
Mission 2 never talk to U,
Mission 2 break our friendship,
U know what is my mission’s name?

Mission Impossible!!!

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