WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :

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WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
« on: November 14, 2013, 03:48:09 PM »
SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play

LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..

TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.

CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

FATHER :
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught

BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter

DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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Re: WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2013, 09:41:38 AM »
Splendid definitions, indeed.

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Re: WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2013, 11:23:21 AM »
Thank you Irin mam.

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Re: WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2013, 01:03:32 PM »
Interesting
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Re: WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2013, 01:51:03 PM »
Thank you R B Habib.

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Re: WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2013, 04:38:22 PM »
Very interesting.After checking a lot of exam scripts, I could laugh finally.

Thank you very much Sushmita.

Regards,

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Re: WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2013, 06:15:45 PM »
Dear Shamsi apu,

This Definitions get success after having you laugh. Thank you.

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Re: WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2013, 12:39:47 PM »
 :D

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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2013, 03:53:59 PM »
Thank you Ferdousi mam.

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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2013, 04:59:46 PM »
Very interesting and true at the same time.
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