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farzanamili:
Teacher: Right to equality means all persons are equal irrespective of their race, color, sex, language or religion.
Students: Yes teacher.
A student is not attentive which caught the eye of teacher. The teacher told him to stand and he stood up.
Teacher: Tell me, what is 'Right to equality'?
Student smartly said: Teacher, right to equality means 'ALL WOMEN ARE MEN"!
For a second teacher and all the students were silent then all together burst into laughter! :D :D :D
farzanamili:
Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
farzanamili:
Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer. -- Montesquieu
farzanamili:
By Attorney: This Mr. Q, does it affect your memory at all?
By Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget things.
Attorney: You forget things? Can you give us an example of something you've forgotten?
farzanamili:
By Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
By Witness: He said, "Where am I, Nancy?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Julie. >:(
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