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Law and fun
« on: November 27, 2013, 09:51:29 AM »
Teacher: Right to equality means all persons are equal irrespective of their race, color, sex, language or religion.

Students: Yes teacher.

A student is not attentive which caught the eye of teacher. The teacher told him to stand and he stood up.

Teacher: Tell me, what is 'Right to equality'?

Student smartly said: Teacher, right to equality means 'ALL WOMEN ARE MEN"!

For a second teacher and all the students were silent then all together burst into laughter! :D :D :D
« Last Edit: November 27, 2013, 10:18:46 AM by farzanamili »
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Daffodil International University.

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Re: Law and fun
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2013, 09:55:27 AM »
Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Re: Law and fun
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2013, 09:59:42 AM »
Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer. -- Montesquieu
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2013, 10:06:51 AM »
By Attorney:  This Mr. Q, does it affect your memory at all?

By Witness:  Yes.

Attorney:  And in what ways does it affect your memory?

Witness:  I forget things.

Attorney:  You forget things? Can you give us an example of something you've forgotten?
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Re: Law and fun
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2013, 10:09:25 AM »
By Attorney:  What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

By Witness:  He said, "Where am I, Nancy?"

Attorney:  And why did that upset you?

Witness:  My name is Julie. >:(
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2013, 10:10:19 AM »
By Attorney:  Can you describe the individual?

By Witness:  He was about medium height and had a beard.

Attorney:  Was this a male or a female?
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2013, 10:11:42 AM »
By Attorney:  What is your date of birth sir?

By Witness:  July 17th.

Attorney:  What year?

Witness:  Every year.
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2013, 10:14:13 AM »
By Attorney:  Remember all your responses must be oral. OK? Now, what school do you go to?

By Witness:  Oral.

Attorney:  How old are you?

Witness:  Oral.
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2013, 10:15:09 AM »
By Attorney:  Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?

By Witness:  I refuse to answer that question.

Attorney:  Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?

Witness:  I refuse to answer that question.

Attorney:  Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?

Witness:  No.
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2013, 10:16:48 AM »
By Attorney:  When was the last time you saw the deceased?

By Witness:  At his funeral.

Attorney:  Did he make any comments to you at that time?

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Law and fun
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2013, 10:37:46 AM »
funny legal !
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Re: Law and fun
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2013, 12:23:13 PM »
Thanks and very funny..........

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Re: Law and fun
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2013, 01:46:05 PM »
 What are the ways of empowerment?

Education                                      1 (50%)
Awareness raising                          0 (0%)
Abilty to earn                                 1 (50%)
Using force                                      0 (0%)

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 Education-- --------------to teach in DIU
 Awareness raising----- to think them as a responsible member.

 Abilty to earn-------------and ability to spend on colleagues.

 Using force--------------- definitely not against the male(me).
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Re: Law and fun
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2013, 12:47:04 PM »
Last one is great, caught red-handed dear sir by our ma'am.  ;D

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Re: Law and fun
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2013, 01:57:01 PM »
I think, Riad Sir is the perfect representative of this term 'Law and Fun'. From now, his words will not be fallen, rather be caught and preserved in this museum of words! ;) :) 
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