Faculty of Humanities and Social Science > English

Joke of the day........

(1/2) > >>

sushmita:
Joke of the day........

Must read very funny : Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time !!!!

Equation1



Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.


Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore
from postulates 1 and b b 2, we can concludej


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

A.S. Rafi:
 ;D

shamsi:
Really funny:-)

Shampa Iftakhar:
Again math!!! my god!!! funny indeed!!

irina:
Maths is so simple?

Navigation

[0] Message Index

[#] Next page