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Dear all, hope that this will give you some relieve from the mid week stress.......Rolling on the floor laughingRolling on the floor laughingRolling on the floor laughing
 
 
Bill GATES  vs  SINGH   J))
Microsoft's Bill Gates decided not to invest further in  Punjab  after receiving a letter from Mr.Banta Singh ...........
To : Bill Gates, Microsoft
From : Banta Singh of Punjab
Date : 1 April 2010
Subject : Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice..

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this ' find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer' :   when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provide 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'.
     I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?"

Shamim Ansary:
    



1. Describe your problem:

__________________________________________



2. Now, describe the problem accurately:

__________________________________________



3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:

__________________________________________



__________________________________________



4. Problem Severity:



A. Minor__

B. Minor__

C. Minor__

D. Trivial__



5. Nature of the problem:



A. Locked Up__

B. Frozen__

C. Hung__

D. Shot__



6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__



7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__



8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__



9. Have you made it worse? Yes__



10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__



11. Are you sure youve read the manual? Yes__ No__



12. Are you absolutely certain youve read the manual? No__



13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__



14. If `Yes then why cant you fix the problem yourself?

__________________________________________



15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? __________________



16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?

__________________________________________



17. If "nothing" explain why you were logged in.

__________________________________________



18. Are you sure you arent imagining the problem? Yes__ No__



19. How does this problem make you feel? ____________________________



20. Tell me about your childhood. ___________________________________



21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__



22. Cant you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__

mir:
I really really did enjoy a lot!! Laughed a lot after many days!! I got the tone cause i had an opportunity to work with a Panjabi Singh. Many thanks.

kazi shahin:
Creative !

ashiqbest012:
Nice letter. I enjoyed it.

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