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lima_diu:
Hello!

7 Jokes  :)

A laugh-a-day keeps the doctor away! Jokes make us laugh,
but they can also help us understand a language. Here are
7 jokes that I hope you enjoy.

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1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one
  letter?

2. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

3. Which month has 28 days?

4. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of
  letters?

5. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the
  refrigerator?

6. What animal can jump higher than a house?

7. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South
  of France?

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Answers
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1. envelope
2. a liar
3. all of them
4. post office
5. because it turns "ice" into "Mice"
6. a house can't jump!
7. because he's still *living*

irina:
I found it amazing.

shamsi:
Thanks Miss.Lima.These jokes can be used as a warm-up activity in a language class.

Regards,

Shamsi
Department of English

lima_diu:

Oh!!! Madam, my pleasure.

mksarkar:
Ho ho ho......after awake up now i am laughing.. Thanks Lima.

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