“Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.”

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

“Small minds discuss persons. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas. Really great minds discuss mathematics.”

“Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more.” — Albert Einstein

“As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school. “

“I heard that parallel lines actually do meet, but they are very discrete.”

“Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.” — Steven Wright

“Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.” — Rene Descartes

“If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.” — Paul Harvey

“Mathematics is like love, a simple idea, but it can get complicated.”