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sethy:
A General Knowledge Teacher come into a class and asked a student-

Teacher- The eyesight of which creation of almighty is better then all?
Student- Bird.
Teacher- How can you understand it?
Student- Mam I never see a bird wearing glass.

sethy:
Then teacher asked Another student
Teacher- Which is far from us Moon or Chittagong?
Student- Chittagong.
Teacher- How can it possible?
Student- Because we can not see Chittagong from here.

sethy:
A Boss is become very angry to an employee-
Boss- Why you don't attend the previous meeting. Tell the reason.
Employee- Sir i faces some problem. My Father is no more. That why I cannot
               attend that meeting.
Boss-In such case you have to give an application before two days.

sethy:
Teacher- Tell the Opposite word of cold?
Student- Hot.
Teacher- Very good.
Student- Very bad.
Teacher- Sit down.
Student- Stand up.
Teacher- Fool.
Student- Intelligent.
Teacher- What's going on?
Student-Sir I can not tell it because I didn't find in book.

arefin:
very funny, keep it up. :)

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