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Entertainment & Discussions => Life Style => Jokes => Topic started by: Golam Kibria on December 29, 2012, 04:11:12 PM
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Dad to Son
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
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I can't live without U
I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
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Hell and heaven
Heaven is when u have:
A german car,
American salary,
Chinese food &
Indian wife!
Hell is when:
Car is chinese,
Food is german,
Wife is american &
Salary is indian!
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A good friend is like a computer,
Enter â€ur lifeâ€
Save you in my heart;
Format ur problems
â€Shift†u 2 opportunities
Neverâ€deleteâ€u from …memory.
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I’m in a mission,
Mission 2 forget U,
Mission 2 never talk to U,
Mission 2 break our friendship,
U know what is my mission’s name?
Mission Impossible!!!
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Life gives u answers in 3 ways….
It says..
Yes
And gives u sumthing gud.
It says..
No..
And gives u sumthing better.
It says..
Wait..
And gives u best.
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Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,
It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.
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Useless person like u is alive
I thought of suicide,
Went to railway tracks but
Got Ur sms and after reading
I thought to be alive, U inspired me because
If a useless person like U is alive, why should I die.
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Boy: 2mi dekhte amar wife er moto. Girl: Oh! K 2mar wife. Boy: Ami ekhono Biye Kori Nai. Moral: propose Korar Notun Kowshol.
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See more funny sms to the link:
http://top-bd.wapka.mobi/forum_352726.xhtml?n=0 (http://top-bd.wapka.mobi/forum_352726.xhtml?n=0)