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Faculty of Humanities and Social Science => Law => Topic started by: riaduzzaman on January 31, 2013, 08:21:51 PM

Title: LAW JOKES-01
Post by: riaduzzaman on January 31, 2013, 08:21:51 PM

                                               

LAW JOKES-01

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A Russian, a Cuban, a British and a Lawyer are in a train.
 The Russian takes a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In Russia, we have the best vodka of the world--nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in the Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the others are quite impressed.
 The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it, and begins to smoke it, saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas, nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigars and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of Havanas through the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed.
 At this time, the British just stands up, opens the window, and throws the lawyer through it.

Title: Re: LAW JOKES-01
Post by: tariqul_088 on January 31, 2013, 10:53:45 PM

Interesting but I feel a little bit insulting cause I am a student of law.......

Title: Re: LAW JOKES-01
Post by: shahida sultana shimu on February 02, 2013, 01:49:51 PM

Dear sir,
                 I think that it is not insulting us as a law student.As a lawyer,he has done the right work. The man who knows the law he is different from other people.He is to be a intelligent man.
           

Title: Re: LAW JOKES-01
Post by: riaduzzaman on February 02, 2013, 02:11:34 PM

Don't worry we will not allow any British here. Keep away from drunker and smoker.

Title: Re: LAW JOKES-01
Post by: goodboy on February 03, 2013, 11:47:41 AM

Interesting!! loved it
Thanks to all my respectives!

Title: Re: LAW JOKES-01
Post by: shyful on February 04, 2013, 07:02:40 PM

Perhaps ! This joke would be a better one,  If  we  found that ..  there was a native  Bangali  drinking Baoungh (local drinks like alcohol )  and  a Lawyer!!!


Thanks Sir

Title: Re: LAW JOKES-01
Post by: riaduzzaman on February 05, 2013, 06:33:34 PM

Dear S.M sir,
I feel shy to add 'bengali' items.

Title: Re: LAW JOKES-01
Post by: shyful on February 05, 2013, 10:00:08 PM

Thanks Riad Sir  :-[

Title: Re: LAW JOKES-01
Post by: Ferdousi Begum on April 07, 2013, 07:36:58 PM

What a joke !!!