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Faculty of Humanities and Social Science => English => Topic started by: sushmita on December 14, 2013, 01:32:38 AM

Title: Joke of the day........
Post by: sushmita on December 14, 2013, 01:32:38 AM

Joke of the day........

Must read very funny : Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time !!!!

Equation1



Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.


Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore
from postulates 1 and b b 2, we can concludej


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Title: Re: Joke of the day........
Post by: A.S. Rafi on December 16, 2013, 12:37:11 AM

 ;D

Title: Re: Joke of the day........
Post by: shamsi on December 19, 2013, 03:39:19 PM

Really funny:-)

Title: Re: Joke of the day........
Post by: Shampa Iftakhar on December 19, 2013, 04:32:17 PM

Again math!!! my god!!! funny indeed!!

Title: Re: Joke of the day........
Post by: irina on December 20, 2013, 04:17:01 PM

Maths is so simple?

Title: Re: Joke of the day........
Post by: sushmita on December 25, 2013, 01:02:56 AM

 ;D

Title: Re: Joke of the day........
Post by: sadique on December 25, 2013, 09:18:10 PM

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5Po5c6iNlt4/TiHvF2SxJzI/AAAAAAAABOk/Bfj--7Rxd9s/s1600/Funny+smiley+faces+cartoon+3.jpg)

Title: Re: Joke of the day........
Post by: R B Habib on December 28, 2013, 11:55:43 PM

was a good one. yes I smiled :D