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Title: A Little too Literal
Post by: Talukdar Rasel Mahmud on April 12, 2015, 11:42:49 AM

If you’re interested in becoming a lawyer, you’ll need a degree. But as these court transcripts reveal, the question is, in what?

Attorney: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Attorney: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
Witness: "Guess."

Attorney: "Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight."

...........(collected)

Title: Re: A Little too Literal
Post by: mukul Hossain on July 27, 2015, 05:18:56 PM

think you

Title: Re: A Little too Literal
Post by: Israk Zahan Papia on April 05, 2017, 08:26:34 PM

Haha