Faculty of Humanities and Social Science => English => Topic started by: lima_diu on December 07, 2010, 12:00:23 PM
Title: * 7 Jokes for All *
Post by: lima_diu on December 07, 2010, 12:00:23 PM
Hello!
7 Jokes :)
A laugh-a-day keeps the doctor away! Jokes make us laugh, but they can also help us understand a language. Here are 7 jokes that I hope you enjoy.
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1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?
2. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
3. Which month has 28 days?
4. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
5. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator?
6. What animal can jump higher than a house?
7. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France?
================================================ Answers ======= 1. envelope 2. a liar 3. all of them 4. post office 5. because it turns "ice" into "Mice" 6. a house can't jump! 7. because he's still *living*
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Post by: irina on December 07, 2010, 12:32:13 PM
I found it amazing.
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Post by: shamsi on December 07, 2010, 12:41:13 PM
Thanks Miss.Lima.These jokes can be used as a warm-up activity in a language class.
Regards,
Shamsi Department of English
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Post by: lima_diu on December 07, 2010, 01:02:56 PM
Oh!!! Madam, my pleasure.
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Post by: mksarkar on December 07, 2010, 01:20:00 PM
Ho ho ho......after awake up now i am laughing.. Thanks Lima.
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Post by: sushmita on December 07, 2010, 02:43:13 PM
He he ..............witty jokes....thanks.
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Post by: nature on December 08, 2010, 10:48:10 PM
Really amazing. and i will try to find the jokes answer. Thanks Miss. Lima Mam
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Post by: Shah - Al - Mamun on December 09, 2010, 10:05:11 AM
Really amazing. and i will try to find the jokes answer. Thanks Miss. Lima Mam
She has given the the answers already... :D
Regards, Shah - Al - Mamun
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Post by: shaikat on December 09, 2010, 11:04:44 AM
very nice..
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Post by: toma on December 09, 2010, 02:33:22 PM
Agree with Samsi ma'm. these witty jokes can be used as warm-up activity in class. interesting!
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Post by: goodboy on December 09, 2010, 11:40:03 PM
Introductory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks mam for your lovely post............ It is warm & refreshing..............but more than laughing..................I will take it as G.M>>>>>>>>>
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Post by: Md. Limon Hossain on December 12, 2010, 01:25:18 AM
Very good jokes………..want more……..
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Post by: Mustafizur rRhman on December 12, 2010, 10:34:01 AM
Definitely witty and humorous.Thanks....
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Post by: farzanamili on December 12, 2010, 02:19:11 PM
thanks for this post. I found it amazing now to make my mood on. :)
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