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Career Development Centre (CDC) => Career Tips => Career Planning => Career Guidance => Career Jokes => Topic started by: sethy on January 15, 2012, 12:30:42 PM

Title: Jokes
Post by: sethy on January 15, 2012, 12:30:42 PM

A General Knowledge Teacher come into a class and asked a student-

Teacher- The eyesight of which creation of almighty is better then all?
Student- Bird.
Teacher- How can you understand it?
Student- Mam I never see a bird wearing glass.

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Post by: sethy on January 15, 2012, 12:46:50 PM

Then teacher asked Another student
Teacher- Which is far from us Moon or Chittagong?
Student- Chittagong.
Teacher- How can it possible?
Student- Because we can not see Chittagong from here.

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Post by: sethy on January 15, 2012, 12:58:10 PM

A Boss is become very angry to an employee-
Boss- Why you don't attend the previous meeting. Tell the reason.
Employee- Sir i faces some problem. My Father is no more. That why I cannot
               attend that meeting.
Boss-In such case you have to give an application before two days.

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Post by: sethy on January 15, 2012, 01:07:16 PM

Teacher- Tell the Opposite word of cold?
Student- Hot.
Teacher- Very good.
Student- Very bad.
Teacher- Sit down.
Student- Stand up.
Teacher- Fool.
Student- Intelligent.
Teacher- What's going on?
Student-Sir I can not tell it because I didn't find in book.

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Post by: arefin on January 23, 2012, 02:09:41 PM

very funny, keep it up. :)

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Post by: sethy on January 24, 2012, 04:37:19 PM

A boy was crying under a tree. A man asked him -

The man- Why are you crying?
The boy- I lost my cow.
The man- Let's find out your cow.
The boy- It may be go to our house.
The man- Why you seating here. Go to your home.
The boy- But I can not go to my house.
The man-Why?
The boy-Because everyday I go to home by following my cow.

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Post by: sajol on February 02, 2012, 07:14:39 PM

Thank you……………. :D :D :D

Then teacher asked Another student-
Teacher- Write a signboard for the traffic rules near the school?
Student- Wrote…….

“ Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”

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Post by: Narayan on February 05, 2012, 11:06:03 AM

Last one is very funny......

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Post by: sethy on March 09, 2012, 05:00:43 PM

Sales man- Buy this cake. Its very good. Its company is new so you have to pay small amount to get it.

Customer-Though it is a New product its may be bad.

Sales man- Don't wary. You will get 2 packet saline free with it.

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Post by: Arif on June 13, 2012, 06:13:33 PM

Thanks..

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Post by: shyful on August 02, 2012, 04:16:20 PM

Very funny   :D

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Post by: goodboy on August 03, 2012, 09:53:48 AM

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.

Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.

Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."

And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"

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Post by: sethy on August 07, 2012, 09:54:23 AM

nice

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Post by: Mohammad Salek Parvez on August 28, 2012, 10:53:39 AM

lot of thanks. go on .
:SP:

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Post by: Farhana Israt Jahan on January 28, 2013, 03:21:55 PM

All jokes are too much funny..

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: sethy on March 11, 2013, 06:13:02 PM

শিক্ষকঃ “I killed a person” এটিকে  ভবিষ্যত  কালে  রূপান্তরিত  করো  তো?

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ছাত্রঃ  ভবিষ্যত  কালে হবে  “You
will go to jail!"

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: sethy on March 11, 2013, 06:16:06 PM

স্কুলে বার্ষিক পরীক্ষা আরম্ভ হলো।
পরীক্ষার হলে ছাত্রী  জোরে জোরে কাঁদছে।

শিক্ষক- তুমি কাঁদছ কেন?

ছাত্রী  - আমার রচনা কমন পড়েনি।

শিক্ষক- কেন? কী এসেছে?
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ছাত্রী- এসেছে ‘ছাত্রজীবন’। স্যার,
আমি তো ছাত্রী। ‘ছাত্রজীবন’
লিখবো কীভাবে!!

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: sethy on March 11, 2013, 06:18:19 PM

জীবনে প্রথম জেব্রাকে দেখে এক
ঘোড়া প্রশ্ন করল আরেক ঘোড়াকে.....

১ম ঘোড়াঃ ‘ওটা আবার কে?’

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২য় ঘোড়াঃ ওটাও ঘোড়া!! জেলখানায় ছিল নিশ্চয়ই! মনে হয় পালিয়েছে, তবে পোশাক
পাল্টানোর সময় পায়নি এখনো!!!

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Post by: Kanij Nahar Deepa on September 25, 2013, 03:16:03 PM

funny :P

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Post by: proteeti on March 28, 2014, 05:59:30 PM

hahaha

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Post by: kwnafi on July 16, 2014, 10:18:53 PM

 :D :D