WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :

[sushmita]

SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play

LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..

TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.

CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

FATHER :
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught

BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter

DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

[irina]

Splendid definitions, indeed.

[sushmita]

Thank you Irin mam.

[R B Habib]

Interesting

[sushmita]

Thank you R B Habib.

[shamsi]

Very interesting.After checking a lot of exam scripts, I could laugh finally.

Thank you very much Sushmita.

Regards,

Shamsi Apu

[sushmita]

Dear Shamsi apu,

This Definitions get success after having you laugh. Thank you.

[Ferdousi Begum]

 :D

[sushmita]

Thank you Ferdousi mam.

[Antara11]

Very interesting and true at the same time.