* 7 Jokes for All *

[lima_diu]

Hello!

7 Jokes  :)

A laugh-a-day keeps the doctor away! Jokes make us laugh,
but they can also help us understand a language. Here are
7 jokes that I hope you enjoy.

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1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one
  letter?

2. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

3. Which month has 28 days?

4. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of
  letters?

5. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the
  refrigerator?

6. What animal can jump higher than a house?

7. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South
  of France?

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Answers
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1. envelope
2. a liar
3. all of them
4. post office
5. because it turns "ice" into "Mice"
6. a house can't jump!
7. because he's still *living*

[irina]

I found it amazing.

[shamsi]

Thanks Miss.Lima.These jokes can be used as a warm-up activity in a language class.

Regards,

Shamsi
Department of English

[lima_diu]

Oh!!! Madam, my pleasure.

[mksarkar]

Ho ho ho......after awake up now i am laughing.. Thanks Lima.

[sushmita]

He he ..............witty jokes....thanks.

[nature]

Really amazing. and i will try to find the jokes answer. Thanks Miss. Lima Mam

[Shah - Al - Mamun]

Really amazing. and i will try to find the jokes answer. Thanks Miss. Lima Mam

She has given the the answers already...  :D

Regards,
Shah - Al - Mamun

[shaikat]

very nice..

[toma]

Agree with Samsi ma'm. these witty jokes can be used as warm-up activity in class.
interesting!

[goodboy]

Introductory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks mam for your lovely post............
It is warm & refreshing..............but more than laughing..................I will take it as G.M>>>>>>>>>

[Md. Limon Hossain]

Very good jokes………..want more……..

[Mustafizur rRhman]

Definitely witty and humorous.Thanks....

[farzanamili]

thanks for this post. I found it amazing now to make my mood on. :)



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Dept. of Law

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