Fun SMS jokes

[Golam Kibria]

Dad to Son

Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.

son: I start cleaning toilet.

Dad: how does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

[Golam Kibria]

I can't live without U

I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

[Golam Kibria]

Hell and heaven

Heaven is when u have:

A german car,

American salary,

Chinese food &

Indian wife!

Hell is when:

Car is chinese,

Food is german,

Wife is american &

Salary is indian!

[Golam Kibria]

A good friend is like a computer,
Enter ”ur life”
Save you in my heart;
Format ur problems
”Shift” u 2 opportunities
Never”delete”u from …memory.

[Golam Kibria]

I’m in a mission,
Mission 2 forget U,
Mission 2 never talk to U,
Mission 2 break our friendship,
U know what is my mission’s name?

Mission Impossible!!!

[Golam Kibria]

Life gives u answers in 3 ways….

It says..
Yes
And gives u sumthing gud.

It says..
No..
And gives u sumthing better.

It says..
Wait..
And gives u best.

[Golam Kibria]

Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,
It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.

[Golam Kibria]

Useless person like u is alive

I thought of suicide,

Went to railway tracks but

Got Ur sms and after reading

I thought to be alive, U inspired me because

If a useless person like U is alive, why should I die.

[Golam Kibria]

Boy: 2mi dekhte amar wife er moto. Girl: Oh! K 2mar wife. Boy: Ami ekhono Biye Kori Nai. Moral: propose Korar Notun Kowshol.

[Golam Kibria]

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