Law Jokes-2

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Offline riaduzzaman

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Law Jokes-2
« on: April 10, 2013, 10:12:13 PM »
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer.

Irritated at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"

The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98" said the butcher.

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Fees: $150.00.
Md.Riaduzzaman
Sr. Lecturer, Department of Law
Daffodil International University
Dhaka, Bangladesh.

Offline Farhana Helal Mehtab

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Re: Law Jokes-2
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2013, 10:10:01 AM »
 ;D ..... lawyers rock!

Offline Ferdousi Begum

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Re: Law Jokes-2
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2013, 01:49:24 PM »
Doctors, law-yers and Engineers can do anything they want to do...

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Re: Law Jokes-2
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2013, 02:30:36 PM »
nice mam...  :D

Offline R B Habib

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Re: Law Jokes-2
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2013, 01:48:51 PM »
Good one.
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Department of English
Faculty of Humanities and Social Sciences
Daffodil Int. University

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Re: Law Jokes-2
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2013, 01:35:45 AM »
nice one!