English Class Room Jokes

[Shampa Iftakhar]

Subject-verb agreement joke:

The teacher asked Pepito to use the word “I” in a sentence.
Pepito said, “I is–”
“Don’t say ‘I is,’ say ‘I am,’” the teacher corrected.
“If you say so,” Pepito replied. “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

[Shampa Iftakhar]

While we’re on the subject, here are some sentences in which proper punctuation is vital:

Let’s eat, Grandma.
Let’s eat Grandma!

Private. No visitors allowed.
Private? No! Visitors allowed.

Some people enjoy cooking, their families, and their dogs.
Some people enjoy cooking their families and their dogs.

[Shampa Iftakhar]

Spelling-jokes:

 What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add letters to it?
Short.

I’m thinking of a five-letter word that, when you take away two letters, you are left with just one. What word is it?
Alone.

What’s the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. It has a mile between the first letter and the last letter.

[Shampa Iftakhar]

Pun:

RG was a fan of puns. One day he noticed that his favorite magazine was having a bad pun contest. He was so excited, he picked ten of his favorite bad puns and sent them in to the contest. When he got the next issue of his favorite magazine, he looked to see which of his puns won.
What happened?
No pun intended!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with.

What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
Expla-nation

[Antara11]

Good sense of humor.

Thanks for sharing madam.