Funny Facts of life..

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Offline sushmita

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Funny Facts of life..
« on: December 14, 2013, 02:02:02 AM »


1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage.

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Re: Funny Facts of life..
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2013, 03:29:18 PM »
 :) :) :) :D :D :D

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Re: Funny Facts of life..
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2013, 02:31:22 PM »
Interesting.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
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Re: Funny Facts of life..
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2013, 02:51:00 PM »
Opposites attract!! Interesting post but  the no. 7 is notorious!! :D
Abu Saleh Md. Rafi
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