Weekly Law Joke 1

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Offline Farhana Helal Mehtab

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Weekly Law Joke 1
« on: May 08, 2014, 01:42:37 PM »


প্রশ্ন: ভালো আইনজীবী ও ইউ এফ ও’র মধ্যে মিল কোথায়?
উত্তর: দুটোর কথাই আপনি শুনেছেন, কিন্তু কখনো দেখেননি।



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Re: Weekly Law Joke 1
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2014, 11:46:56 AM »
I had a similar version. What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common? They're both extinct!
Abdullah Al Arif
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Department of Law
Daffodil International University
Dhaka, Bangladesh

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Re: Weekly Law Joke 1
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2014, 02:25:42 PM »
Oh! seen them but they were kidnapped & killed!
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Daffodil International University
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Re: Weekly Law Joke 1
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2014, 03:47:14 PM »
So funny!!!! :) :)

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Re: Weekly Law Joke 1
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2014, 02:58:15 PM »
How is this one:

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.
Abdullah Al Arif
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Department of Law
Daffodil International University
Dhaka, Bangladesh

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Re: Weekly Law Joke 1
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2014, 07:01:12 PM »
Too Bad ..... lol

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Re: Weekly Law Joke 1
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2014, 11:04:37 PM »
Well, I am sure you would like this one then:

Question: What's the difference between female prosecutors and terrorists?
Answer: You can negotiate with terrorists.
Abdullah Al Arif
Lecturer
Department of Law
Daffodil International University
Dhaka, Bangladesh