Funny short stories

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Offline Afroza Akhter Tina

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Funny short stories
« on: July 17, 2016, 01:59:15 PM »
Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.



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« Last Edit: July 23, 2016, 11:56:55 AM by Afroza Akhter Tina »

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Re: A funny short story
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2016, 04:24:45 PM »
Really funny!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Offline Afroza Akhter Tina

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Re: A funny short story
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2016, 03:22:54 PM »
Thanks Tamanna madam  :)




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Re: Funny short stories
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2016, 03:24:11 PM »
A Russian scientist and a Czech scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears.

Finally their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and on west to Yellowstone Park. 
They reported to the ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance and finally the ranger relented.

The Russian and the Czech were given portable phones and told to report in every day. For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the camp completely ravaged, with no sign of the missing men.


They followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because they feared an international incident. They killed the female animal and opened the stomach to find the remains of the Russian. One ranger turned to the other and said: “You know what this means, don’t you?”

The other ranger responded: “Of course...The Czech is in the male.”


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Re: A funny short story
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2016, 10:49:58 AM »
 :)