PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTER GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. ...?
TAKE A LOOK:
1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent,
but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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4)customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (well pretend to smile)
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5).Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ##### ***
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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ******_____####
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7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."
Tech support : ////-----+++
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. Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
Tech support :

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9)Customer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ?!%#$
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10)Customer : "How do I print my voice mail?"
Tech support :

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