Jokes

[sethy]

A General Knowledge Teacher come into a class and asked a student-

Teacher- The eyesight of which creation of almighty is better then all?
Student- Bird.
Teacher- How can you understand it?
Student- Mam I never see a bird wearing glass.

[sethy]

Then teacher asked Another student
Teacher- Which is far from us Moon or Chittagong?
Student- Chittagong.
Teacher- How can it possible?
Student- Because we can not see Chittagong from here.

[sethy]

A Boss is become very angry to an employee-
Boss- Why you don't attend the previous meeting. Tell the reason.
Employee- Sir i faces some problem. My Father is no more. That why I cannot
               attend that meeting.
Boss-In such case you have to give an application before two days.

[sethy]

Teacher- Tell the Opposite word of cold?
Student- Hot.
Teacher- Very good.
Student- Very bad.
Teacher- Sit down.
Student- Stand up.
Teacher- Fool.
Student- Intelligent.
Teacher- What's going on?
Student-Sir I can not tell it because I didn't find in book.

[arefin]

very funny, keep it up. :)

[sethy]

A boy was crying under a tree. A man asked him -

The man- Why are you crying?
The boy- I lost my cow.
The man- Let's find out your cow.
The boy- It may be go to our house.
The man- Why you seating here. Go to your home.
The boy- But I can not go to my house.
The man-Why?
The boy-Because everyday I go to home by following my cow.

[sajol]

Thank you……………. :D :D :D

Then teacher asked Another student-
Teacher- Write a signboard for the traffic rules near the school?
Student- Wrote…….

“ Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”

[Narayan]

Last one is very funny......

[sethy]

Sales man- Buy this cake. Its very good. Its company is new so you have to pay small amount to get it.

Customer-Though it is a New product its may be bad.

Sales man- Don't wary. You will get 2 packet saline free with it.

[Arif]

Thanks..

[shyful]

Very funny   :D

[goodboy]

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.

Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.

Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."

And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"

[sethy]

nice

[Mohammad Salek Parvez]

lot of thanks. go on .
:SP:

[Farhana Israt Jahan]

All jokes are too much funny..